NEW · LET’S FACE IT

Your child already
runs the house.

Now they
have merch.

We’ve given them their own plate.
Nobody tell them about royalties.

A very personal announcement · SPATZ

There is a person in your house who needs you to watch them jump.

You watch. Both feet leave the floor. Both feet return. You make the appropriate appreciative noises.

“MUM. DID YOU SEE?”

You did. You have seen this particular jump nine times. You are beginning to recognise its subtleties.

“WATCH THIS ONE.”

It is the same jump.

And now, because apparently this level of recognition was insufficient, I’ve made plates with their face on them.

Your child has merch.

You have washing in the machine that’s about to need washing again.

They have merch.

Meet our new Let’s Face It personalised face plates.

Choose a design, upload a photo of your mini peep, and their actual face becomes part of the artwork. I personalise and print them here in my Gold Coast studio.

Choose melamine for mealtimes or a 26 cm ceramic plate for wall hanging only. The ceramic plate comes in a gift box. Same little face. Two ways to make a fuss of it.

Which means that, on any given working day, I may be carefully arranging someone’s child on a plate. There are probably easier ways to earn a living, but I doubt many of them are this entertaining.

The result is a proper plate featuring a person your child already enjoys looking at.

You know how they can watch a video of themselves going down a slide seventeen times? And remain delighted by the ending?

Down the slide.

Again.

An extraordinary performance. No notes.

The melamine version is a bit like that, except you can put toast on it.

03 / A brief expedition into your camera roll

Somewhere in your phone is The Photo.

04 / The useful bit

The melamine plate details.

I know. We were having a lovely time.

05 / A little face. A little wall fame.

For the wall. Because the fridge is full.

You’ve got their face on your phone. In a frame. On the fridge, holding up a drawing of something that might be a horse.

And now, on a ceramic wall plate.

Our 26 cm personalised ceramic face plates turn that favourite little face into a decorative keepsake for the wall. Each one comes in a gift box, ready for a very personal present.

A lovely addition to their bedroom, or the grandparents’ house, where this child’s achievements are already being documented with the seriousness of a royal archive.

No toast on this one. No potato covering an eyebrow.

Just their face, receiving the attention it feels it deserves.

Of course, the thing about their faces is that they change.

A tooth disappears. The cheeks get a little less round. The fringe grows out, sometimes following an incident involving scissors that nobody is ready to discuss.

You look back at a photo and realise that the face you were seeing every day has quietly become a slightly different one.

I like the idea of keeping a little bit of it somewhere you’ll actually see it.

On the breakfast table. Under a piece of toast. Being carried over by the very person in the picture, who has something urgent to tell you about a worm.

Or on the wall, where that particular grin gets to stay a little longer.

A favourite photo doesn’t have to stay buried in your phone waiting for the day you finally organise the photos.

We both know there are quite a lot of photos.

So, if there’s a little face you’re particularly fond of, I can put it on a plate.

Their face. Their favourite plate.

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